Maybe if you are a ghost.....

One day I was straightening merchandise in the very last aisle of the store. (This story would play better with visual aids, but since I don't have that luxury you will just have to picture it in your mind.) As I stood there facing the far wall of the store, a customer approached me from behind asking where a particular item was. I told him the item was located in aisle 5. He then asked, "Oh, is aisle 5 that way?" as he pointed over his shoulder to the other aisles of the store. Well, yeah - it has to be that way. My company has done its share of stupid things, but expecting customers to be able to walk through walls is not one of them...... What the f*ck is wrong with you?