My eyes aren't that good.....

A lady calls up the pharmacy today - CALLS UP as in on the phone - and tells me she's got a prescription in her hand from her doctor. She said (and this is exactly what she said), "It looks like it says Levaquin five something. Can you see it?"

Ummm..... maybe if you put the prescription a little closer to the phone?

It's customers like that that make me wonder why I don't take up drinking.......