Dionne's psychic friends don't work here either

Usually around the beginning of the year, people get new prescription cards from their insurance carriers. Many times it's because they changed providers, or because the insurance company had changed the ID or group numbers on the cards. So I try to ask people if they have received new cards since the last time they had a prescription filled in my store. After they look at me like I am completely insane for asking such a thing, they usually say "Yes. Do you need to see it?" No, I don't need to see it. I'll just pull some random numbers out of my ass and see if they work. What the f*ck is wrong with you?